maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality
buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.
(Source: arthurtimothyread)
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
(Source: degenerossi)